A cup of tea nearly always makes me feel better.
I have one of those mugs that has my name on it. It has a description on it based on the superstitious assumption that one's personality is related to the etymology of one's name. So mine reads:
Your natural zest for life enables you to charm and impress.
You expect the best from yourself and never settle for less [I.e. an OCD-ridden perfectionist].
You radiate an inner peace [bollocks], with a spirit that is bright [I think 'dimmed' is more accurate].
Every relative and friend you meet, you positively delight [Whatever].
You expect the best from yourself and never settle for less [I.e. an OCD-ridden perfectionist].
You radiate an inner peace [bollocks], with a spirit that is bright [I think 'dimmed' is more accurate].
Every relative and friend you meet, you positively delight [Whatever].
My conclusion: absolute tripe.
The tea was good though.
The tea was good though.
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